Spring must be here.

I was making coffee this morning, and being Saturday, I looked out the window and actually watched the birds in my backyard instead of dashing off to the shower and getting ready to go teach.
And so I saw two little 'chippy' birds sitting on the fence. Rather typical. The one just sat there as the other flew around her, tried landing on her(?) and ... what the? ... oh right... Go for it, buddy!!! And he did. Oh you should've seen it, because that's some talent there! Entering from behind in mid-flight, while she balances on the fence. Sounds like a metaphor for something... but I don't know what just yet.

Ducks ... I am losing my respect for them, if I ever had any at all. They are apparently little sluts, ducks that is. Yeah, but it gets better, or worse that is... Check this out. And NO, I didn't do a Google search on gay necrophiliac water fowl.
EEeewww!!! It gets worse. I hate pigeons.