A pompous minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Oklahoma. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a brazen whore than let liquor touch my lips."

The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, " I didn't know we had a choice."

For you who are interested in numbers, computers, money, or historical fiction, Neal Stephenson has a book out just last week called Quicksilver.

Anyone interested in seeing The Concert for George ? It's playing at the Waterfront at least until next Thursday. Stars include Paul, Ringo, Tom Petty, and some others who dug George. Email me and let me know. We'll go check it out.

I would like to thank the anonymous stranger who sent me a letter that read:

"FOUND THIS ON THE STREET"

and enclosed my driver's license. It disappeared Friday night, and I wasn't looking forward to replacing it with a new one.

Thank you, anonymous stranger . . . you rock!!!

I encourage you all to do some small unanticipated favor for someone today. Maybe a friend, maybe a family member, maybe a neighbor. Maybe it's letting somebody pull in front of you on the parkway, maybe sweeping your old-lady neighbor's porch, maybe taking your kid to the park, maybe picking up somebody's license you find on the street and mailing it back to them. Whomever and whatever you decide, don't hesitate, go do it . . they'll appreciate your effort!

This is funny, try it out!

DeathDay 2.0 by quill18
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Die on	September 19, 2038
Die of	Jaywalking
Value of Estate:	$7,929,606
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The Patriot Act sucks in so many ways, and the librarians are becoming the finest men and women of the hour. . .